10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for loners.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth