10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.