10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- It's Free To Fold...
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.