10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --