10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.