10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson