10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A