10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "No river, no fish."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.