10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger