10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.