10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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