10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.