10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• if u play for the thrill u are ill