10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer