10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio