10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts