10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen