10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.