10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth