10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet