10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-