10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed