10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is