10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth