10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln