10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.