10 Random Poker Quotes

in the poker game of life women are the rake
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--