10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.