10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel