10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-