10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"