10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier