10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --