10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker