10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.