10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.