10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'