10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier