10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT