10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.