10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)