10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.