10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.