10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers