10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo