10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach