10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword