10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.