10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003