10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)